Toomb

I'm Welsh. Im a sandwich short of a pic nic. Im sound as a pound. I'm not into anything that doesn't involve narcotics or alcohol. I like writing bunk at stupid o'clock whilst chain smoking and pickled onion monster munch. I amuse my self all the time but am not easily amused by others, unless your on my level. I get metaphorical n' shit or laugh hysterically in a Urinate my pants kinda way. I draw the line at soiling myself because that's gross. I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. Et toi?