Unlimited Credit !

They think the letter P is tops in the
alphabet.
We helped to propagate this
bullshit by freely swinging dick when
asked. D comes way before motherfucking P,
if you know what I mean. Let's get real.
A pussy is a damn cat capable of licking
itself.
We provide the soap each time we ejaculate.

I know we act like it’s all that and then some.
We don't know and will never know any better until
we accept the responsibility of owning the one
eyed wonder known as dick. Owning a dick and
knowing how to use it is like having an unlimited
damn credit card that you never have to pay back.
I'll say it again, no monthly payment due.

Breaking it down. Pussy walks around attached
to a woman between two walls, dark, moist,
dank and sometimes smelly. Can't see shit, cause
it ain't got no eyes. Need stimulation just to
make you feel welcome. Always hungry. Never satisfied.
And greedy as hell. You can never fill the damn thing.

Dick on the other hand has one motherfucking eye,
and always know where the hell it's going. It uses
its own blood for stimulation, does not need food,
grows when threatened, and will pound the shit out
of pussy just to satisfy it. Then it shoots a soap
like solution in that bottomless cavern, just to
help wash the walls. If that is not unselfish,
caring and masterful, I don't what the hell else
I can say!
Stand tall dick! Rule like you were
born to do! Unlimited credit!

By Lancelot