Dr Phill......Fuck Off! ( From The Rah Thoughts Collection)

Today...
The game of life
thought it would be funny
If I was dealt a hand to play
Without the card of Love
Or the card of Money....

As I pay fines...
because cops wanna waste MY time
pullin me over cause my licence plate
was too dim...
in my mind I wanted to back up and
roll my car right over him!....
386 bucks later...
then my  dress got stuck
in the damn elevator...
While... some dumbass guy stares
a new whole in my cleavage....askin
me..." Hey lil lady....need some help?"
As he starts getting an obvious hard on,
I mean REALLY...
If he wanted to help me THAT bad I have
quite a few bills he could pay...
I wonder if he woulda had the same hard on THEN
with my electric bill and car note in his hand...
I bet he would be SO turned on the bills
would be on the tip of his D... goin in
to pay them!!!....
Ok...
Maybe I went a little too far...
but hey...this is MY bad day...
as I slug home to eat my Ben& Jerry's
and the fuckin fridge quit!....
So here I am... warm glass of Jack
in one hand and the remote in the other...
As Oprah lookin  sweet and doey eyed welcomes
Dr. Phill to her show....
SO he begins with his "see your self for who you are"
Bullshit....
While the guest to the show
are ALL blubbering like idiots!
As if his last 8 words...
Literally SAVED there lives...
WHATEVER!>>>>>
Cause dammit
Im NOT one to constantly bitch and moan
But TODAY....has been too much so...
Dr. Phill Fuck Off! until you have
lived a day in my shoes....
I don't much CARE about getting to my "Good place"
As I down my warm ass Jack Daniels...and
head to the kitchen for a refill....
Yes Dr. Phill...
Just Fuck Right Off!
I WANT to be angry for a change.
at least I KNOW...why and how I got here.

Even if a few devils advocates made the trip
here worse than it had to be....

I know why I'm here.
and I am gonna drink...
until it doesnt matter any more.