Twinkie vs. Dingdong...round 1, FIGHT!

im yellow and long
and filled with creme
in your mouth such a joyous thing
you miss me when Im gone
the cravings, they start
but when Im with you
I can touch your heart
just remember
im not gone to stay
im just a short drive away
then with me you can play
you see me
"hey"
if I could talk
I would say:
"im a Twinkie, buy me
and help support hostess
thank you satisfied customer.
what?  no, fuck Dingdongs
I am way better tasting!"

-Dingdongs reply, upon interview-

" Hi,
Im a Dingdong
what twinkie said
was way wrong
im way cooler,
just stop.
lets start with my
zigzag on top
im chocolate
and have flave
not Twinkies fault
they made him that way
Twinkies two by two
i come by the three
unless you are broke,
then you can buy two of me
Twinkies are bland
and I think girls like me more
you should hear what they say
when they see me in the store:
'ooh, did you see that Dingdong?'
'yeah, hes so hot'
'should we buy him?'
'hell yeah, why not'
Thats what Im sayin!
ladies dig me
the price?
theyre still payin
who wouldnt be?
anyways, I wont take long
Fuck the Twinkie
Buy a Dingdong!"