Hobbies And Shit

the most
miserable people
in the world
are those
without a
hobby

do the world
and yourself
a favor
read a book
or play
some checkers

start bowling
or ghost hunting
maybe you could
fish? or not....
how about
debunking conspiracies?

you could try
painting!
or mixed media art
or stamp collecting
perhaps you would
like to golf

I don't give
a shit
what it is
just fucking do it
do something
please

if you don't,
I believe the term
"bump on a log"
was coined
for you
and you.....

remember,
the most
miserable people
in the world
don't have a
hobby