Pussy Galore

My missus loves me dearly but I don’t give a toss,
I go looking for spare nookie, I show her who’s the boss,
I wander round the streets at night looking for a shag,
There’s usually someone willing, some dirty little slag.

I’ve fathered bastards near and far and I will never quit,
I never go to work you see I just can’t cope with it,
I kip all day when she’s away earning both our keep,
When you screw as much as I do friend you’re gonna need yer sleep.

She must object I hear you say you ungrateful little sod,
But no, she loves me dearly and treats me like a god,
She makes sure I’m fed and makes our bed we love to sleep together,
She stays up all night to let me in if there’s inclement weather.

I’ve not an ounce of gratitude I just don’t give a damn,
I just get on with being the bastard that I am,
And I am unrepentant I like things just like that,
I'll always get my way with her, ‘cos I’m her old Tom cat!