another day in the orifice

 cute little paddy
funny as they come
salt of the earth
makes my work fun

today i hear a whisper
hey...
wouldya mind tochin me sticky apple..
??!?????
flabberfuckingasted was i

I turned to see
the cutes't smile
one ever did see
sparkling eyes
pointed at me

what the fuck do ya say
when asked that
all I had was
"FUCK NO"
not at all do I mind

ya sticky apple will find
"the soft touch"
eves envy much
ahhhhrrrrggg me lucky charms
gotcha in me arms...

and as I don't kiss an tell
that is all...
but hey, I never said
I DON'T FUCK N BRAG