HEADACHE

 
When my wife has a headache,
Passionate love we don’t make
Until after she’s better –
When I need the French letter!

“I’ve got a headache”, my wife said,
With tired eyes and furrowed forehead.
Early she went, alone, to bed,
While I prayed healing in my head.

Some time later she was better
When in the bedroom I met her;
She purred “Come to me, my petter;
You can put on the French letter!”