sorry for all of you that hate me now

Hemi the bully came looking for me
and scared me shitless, as shitless can be
he called me out on my stupid shit
and one day I'll fucking love him for it

then along came my sister, not much of a thinker
proof enough that our daddy was a hard fucking drinker
you would a thought heda learned not to breed with my mummy
just by seeing the freak that came out of her tummy