Word Fetish

Write me a letter, a song
Hate mail, or anything
Combine nouns and adverbs
For that perfectly honed sting

Caress my frontal cortex
With that silver tongue
Seduce my synapses
This romance has begun

Your subtle nuances
Make it hard to detect
Quit boring me with platitudes
Molest me with your intellect

To seek and to find
My most sumptuous bits
To unclasp and grasp
My dazzling wits

I didn't think it ever
Needed to be said
The best foreplay I've had
Is when you play with my head

My mind to be precise
You cannot be mistaken
If you use the right words
There's no need to be faking

More adjectives and metaphors
I'm about to go insane
This isn't the only time
I take the lord's name in vain

Oh god I think I'm coming
To the inevitable conclusion
That this truly is
My only absolution

I penetrate your mind
When you hadn't a clue
My pen planted seed
I just mind fucked you too

I'm a sexual intellectual
In double entendre I dabble
I can't help but smile when asked;
"Who's down for some Scrabble?"