DU Brawlers( just for laughs)

Magda, Strider, Grace, Kitty, Colonel, Ken, RTurtle  
(Just for laughs)
 
DU Brawlers
 
Let me tell you a story:  
One day I was doing the usual,  
batting my lashes  at the boys  
like I normally do,
all of a sudden a new guy  
comes though  
and decides he doesn’t like  
the boys bawdy hullabaloo.  
He got salty and his tank was full,
busted Rturtle in the chops
Slapped Magda on the rump,
pinched Grace on the mams  
and stomped Ken’s big toe;  
I’ll be damned, what a shmuck!
The Colonel got his boxers in a twist,  
“how dare this cad do this”!
So he decided to pull out his gun
and shoot this varmint in the bunns.
Problem was the colonel was loaded  
and his aim was not great, he noted.
“Dangit hold still I said, take it like man!”
Meanwhile Stider is laid back in the cut  
watching the girls giving lick for lick,  
doing their girly stuff.
He’s a lover not a fighter  
he’s watching the girls and chuckling.  
Some how the gypsy’s chunky butt  
gets knocked over  
and she ends up  
on the bottom of the dog pile  
feeling like rover!
Kitty is in the corner  
feeling like a damsel in distress
there will be hell to pay
if they mess her dress!
Oh what a fine mess this is!
Its just another day  
at the DU Bar&Grill, join in!
 
Gypsy Red