dry cleaning

have you ever thought
about the dry cleaning man
that collects all your clothes
in his dry cleaning van

what stories he could tell
from papers you forgot
in your trouser pockets
and your favorite pairs of socks

and dont forget the ladies
hiding dirty underwear
in their coat pockets
forgotten without a care

he finds these papers
scribbled full of sexy words
he finds these naughty underwear
and lipstick stained shirts

from extra marrital affairs
to lunch break romps
secretary blow jobs
and backalley stomps

he knows what you are into
and he knows what's your favorite sports
as he sees the semen stains
on your favorite running shorts

he sees the dirty underwear
that ladies drop at the shop
cum stained lace panties
outfits,devils,maid and cops

the letters that you write
about how horny you are
how wet your lips are
the sex in the car

so next time
when the dry cleaner smiles
be sure to leave a tip
he might just let a secret slip