What do you do when no ones around?

Lye on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crum.
Repeatingly press Inbox to see if magically someone will talk to me.
I put my headphones on and my life becomes an instant music video.
Try to move objects with my mind.
Practice the JennaMarbles face in the mirror.
Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.
Cyber stalking my hot second cousin twice removed because I can.
Answer the phone and talk to a salesman in a different accent.
Have long, deep conversations with myself to find the root of my frustration.
And have a starring contest with the mirror....ha I always win.

I told you my secrets, now what are yours......?