Here's a joke (pretty_normal 'I'm the joker' competition)

Seems the worlds just got another villain
And this one used guns!
How original, how very silver-screen thinking
Excuse the sarcasm, I didn't know you were allergic.
'A spoonfull of madness
Will help the medication go down'
As mother always said.
Oh lighten up you dull dullard.
I am not just some simple crook
Oh no, not me
I am amazing you see,
You see.
See I kill with kindness
And help the fans get one step closer to the action.
With a smile on my face and a knife in your back
We'll be off to a wonderful time,
Of music, mayhem and romance.
Sees here's the joke
My stoic knightly friend
I give people want they want but what they won't ask for
I'll give em life
- Free drugs to all Americans
Give em a smile
- Laughing gas every Scot and rubber-lip every English
Give em money
- Greasy Oil Greece till Greece is truly Grease
And give em more than they ever wanted.
And what makes me a better criminal?
Why, that these things aren't illegal yet...

Laugh and the world laughs with you Maniacally laugh and you laugh alone.