A Love Poem

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
I am a Computer Geek
And I feel emotion toward you

You're sleeker than a Macintosh
Lighter than a NetBook
Cooler than my Clickwheel
And better than my books

I have officially concluded
You sit exactly five feet and eleven inches from me today.
That's two feet and four inches closer than
You were sent last time my way.

You are my complimentary angle.
We are blue and orange on a wheel of color.
The perfect match
In the ultimate equation.

It only figures
That the probability of you noticing me
Is no more than approximately .00035% of 100,487
You see.

As I will always long to recite
Newton's laws to your ear.
I realize that it is entirely impractical.
How would you say it... "Oh, tear."?