Zombie

If Zombies could talk they would
probably sound just like you.

You’re just a walking stick of bones
with a speech impediment.

Dull and lifeless,
it seems you don't have a clue.

You shamble around in a daze,
seemingly half crazed, while spittle
forms around you in a pool.

Your brain must be brimming with
maggots all the way to the core.
Hey, your ears are bleeding profusely,
and here I thought I was just being ignored.
Wait here, I've got something for you that might
clear that up.....
Steady, Steady, don't move, click BOOM

All Better my friend.