How to nearly anything

If I were to write a book of how to do things
It might have more then a few sections that seemed a little out of place

How to fail at curing insomnia
Or how to make friends that you then leave behind because they weren't really your friends anyways

There could be an entire section for how to find the strangest how to videos on YouTube
How to fall in love with Chocolate
Or just in love

How to not hate your self
Then write sappy poetry about it

Maybe there could be a part for being alone without being lonely
For watching things around you that are beautiful, but often missed because we are to busy to see them
Being ok with just listening to the thoughts in your head

I would want to write about important things too

How to say "Fuck you" in proper context
How to say your sorry and mean it

How to tell someone you love them, even if sometimes they drive you so crazy you would like to trade them for shiny buttons
How to be ok with saying all of these things

Even some more important things
Like how to let go of people that are killing you slowly, even though it hurts and you will be scared

There would of course be practical sections for all those other things that everyone needs to know at some point

Like how to find a cat in a dark hallway without stepping on them
How to make up a cheesy birthday toast on the spot

And of course the thing that everyone should know
How to write a how to book about nearly everything