Just a little outta it

OMG, gummy bears are chasing me,
up and down, unicorn street!

Now the clowns, throw dust at me,
and they chased me in a tree!

The tree's made up, of yogurt, and pears,
and I can see all the lunch lady's hairs!

I do a few flips, and a jumping jack,
I ran into a rainbow, OOPS! SMACK!

I'm falling down, into the dark,
ugh, bright light! That's really stark.

I'm on a table, being digested by a martian,
I think it's a girl, ugh, even worse than!

I'm being ripped open, and I think it's queer,
that the only thing I care of, is what she sees here.

I fall into my gut, and out into the open,
and I stand face to face, with some old man with a goat and,
he's got one eye, and is that three ears?
Before I knew it, the goat burst into tears.

Before I could blink, I was being constricted,
by a cozy white jacket, and some guy who looks afflicted.

Than he spoon fed me, some kind of special juice,
what flavor it was, I couldn't deduce.

Now is it just me, or is the room getting tipsy?
And my eyes're getting heavy, getting a wee bit sleepy.

The colors haven't been this bright, since the 4th of July!
Well, i'm getting sleepy, so long, goodbye!