my zipper is stuck

this is quite funny
but certainly true
please don't repeat
what i'm telling you!

a few days ago
i went to the shops
to get some milk
and pork chops

stood and waited in line
at the meat section
she came and stood next to me
i had an instant erection

her skirt was so short
and her tits were so firm
but inside my pants
my cock started to squirm

she dropped her purse
in front of my feet
and pcking it up
my erect cock her eyes had to meet

such a naughty smile
she also winked at me
whispered in my ear
"when can you fuck me?"

i was certainly surprised
but this offer was so good
that i dropped all my groceries
fuck this who needs food?

i grabbed her hand so fast
and took her to the car
threw her in the back
and started licking on her star

she moaned and she groaned
as i massaged her clit
i took off my shirt
god damn jeans that no longer fit

i tried to pull down my zipper
and tried to pull down my pants
but nothing even budged
as she waited on knees and hands

my cock was bulging out
but i could not get him free
"what's this that your'e doing?"
"don't you want to fuck me?"

"of course i want to fuck you"
"look how hard i am"
"but these god damn jeans"
"won't let me be your man"

she pulled her panties up
and kissed me on my lips
"perhaps next time we'll finish"
buy jeans that fit your hips"

so that is my story
a silly sex affair
those jeans i cut and buried them
now only shorts i wear