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You're Fired
Dear God
I regret to inform you
that in the light of recent events
and with immediate effect
your services
are no longer required
by our species
As you are aware
these are difficult times
and there have been
over a substantial period
lasting several thousand years
repeated instances when
you have shown significant failings
in exercising your duties
as omnipotent ruler
After careful consideration
we conclude there has been
gross misconduct on your part
in a number of key areas
including famine,
disease and natural disasters
Despite previous verbal
and written warnings
regarding your behavior
there have been no indications
that you will improve your
performance for the future
We have looked carefully
at all the relevant factors
when arriving at our
decision but are unable to
find mitigating circumstances
which might change
this outcome
Please remove all
personal belongings
from the planet
within 24 hours
of receipt of this letter
We wish you every success
in finding a new position
Yours sincerely
The Human Race
I regret to inform you
that in the light of recent events
and with immediate effect
your services
are no longer required
by our species
As you are aware
these are difficult times
and there have been
over a substantial period
lasting several thousand years
repeated instances when
you have shown significant failings
in exercising your duties
as omnipotent ruler
After careful consideration
we conclude there has been
gross misconduct on your part
in a number of key areas
including famine,
disease and natural disasters
Despite previous verbal
and written warnings
regarding your behavior
there have been no indications
that you will improve your
performance for the future
We have looked carefully
at all the relevant factors
when arriving at our
decision but are unable to
find mitigating circumstances
which might change
this outcome
Please remove all
personal belongings
from the planet
within 24 hours
of receipt of this letter
We wish you every success
in finding a new position
Yours sincerely
The Human Race
Published 23rd Jan 2010
| Edited 17th Jul 2012
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23rd Jan 2010 9:16am
I imagined this done by V from
V for Vendetta, a casual message to our obsolete omnipotent being.
Instant Hit
V for Vendetta, a casual message to our obsolete omnipotent being.
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23rd Jan 2010 9:19am
23rd Jan 2010 11:06am
I Don't think anyone could of said this,better than you did A'.
A must have for my reading list
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A must have for my reading list
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23rd Jan 2010 1:39pm
Anonymous
- Edited 16th May 2018 1:39pm
23rd Jan 2010 1:14pm
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23rd Jan 2010 1:40pm
Yes, that's a lot of personal stuff in all those churches, Priya - all that gold will need a big truck to move.
Anonymous
- Edited 14th May 2018 11:51pm
24th Jan 2010 4:22am
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24th Jan 2010 10:26am