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The Word and Verse Issue 3 - P1
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way intended to offend or cause outbursts of suicide.
From The News Desk[/font]
**Alert!**
It has been reported this week that an outbreak of 'The Consumption' has hit our Irish writers. Luckily for them, modern medicine
has helped combat the outbreak and survival rates are at an all time high. Wait till the Famine kicks in lads, then you'll be fucked
altogether.
**Anti-alert**
Gentlemen, if you do find yourself in a compromising position with an animal and you happen to hear a rustling in the bushes, do
not panic. The chances suggest it's just Devilish taking some time out from being "forcibly" locked in a room to enjoy her other
fetish.
**Announcement**
The Word and Verse is now accepting comments on the articles as well as inviting discussion in the forum! You may thank us
profusely below.
Rumor has it:
Kou_Indigo is back from a short journey to find himself. You may have spotted him in such places as outer space, where he
might have sought to reaffirm himself as the hapless dictator that brought millions of aliens to earth only to roast them around
volcanoes, or in the 38th quadrant of the past, the time of the Templars, where he helped search for the holy grail; Or heaven,
where he may have sought an audience with God to discuss the pesky war between good and evil.
But after much soul searching, Kou has decided a more modest title that translates to "The Queen Of The Enlightened King" ...
wait, what?
Aw, we loves ya, Kou.
-------
**Who is responsible for GlennMcCrary thinking he's a sex god?
................................................................................................................................................................................................
The Week That Was: A Summary[/font]
Ah, The week that was… A merry toy store, where you need Deathproof balls to dare tread.
Well, I usually do my over-priced, over-marketed consumerist purchasing at the last minute. This year is no exception, and, as
any good Muggle might, I waited for Mrs. Mugglette Muggle to bend my ear to near fossilised crude oil before I even considered
the matter. So, on the 24th, like a star falling from the top of a tree, she hit me with the demands! Off I went to visit the forums
in DUP, to find the perfect gift for each reliant soul (all of whom have sufficient resources to purchase their own un-usable crap
with a MasterCard). As I'm walking out the door, Mrs. Mugglette hollahs, “make it something - PRECIOUS!”
Now I don’t mind swinging, but no, Love, you can’t have Levi, he is a bloody Hobbit and I’m not having that smell in my bed!
Besides, I would have allowed the whole family to wish for what they wanted, but unfortunately some twat blew the earth up in
the "Corrupt a Wish" thread and the Christmas list was destroyed.
Like any parent, I understand the importance of getting the priorities right, which is why I look for Daddy's stuff first… and there
it was… like water in a desert, like silver on my black cloud, exactly what I needed nestled loudly in the "lets talk dirty" thread:
hot_n_sexy was offering just what an old retiree with a redundant semi-wood needs in his stocking; her personal life
spewed in internet heaven complete with toys and pubic hair! The best part was that TLIFD was trying to make the “2-for-1”
special a “4-for-1” special in the “2 poem issue” thread. Discount! And if it’s already discounted, then the South Africans bust
out their favorite two words “more discount” !
"Look, we just want to buy 4 of the barely-legals in the hot pants for the price of 1 toothless auntie." Of course, I had to treat my-
self to the 2-for-1.
I’m sure you could see why a visit to the “Roleplaying” thread to find something spicy for the wife would be an obvious
next choice…I was thinking a little latex number out of Hotvixen069’s closet or maybe a little rubbery nurse suit from
Milkyway or just an itsy bitsy school uniform from TheStudent. Alas I was just too late this year and all that was left at
role-play was a Darkangel outfit, which is much akin to a halo & wings minus the light bulb. And glitter.
So we got Daddy Muggle something, Mrs. Mugglette will make do (she’s hardly an angel anyway)… time to sort out the kids.
Now, the boy most definitely wants a Barbie (don’t laugh, he’s not gay – he’s a cross dresser) which is why I had to be careful;
so I went to inspect these plastic hotties, and whilst taking a sneak peak under Rock ‘n Roll Barbie’s rather tight fitting leather
mini, I was absconded by Maikeru.
“Oh relax", I said,
"these things come from Thailand,"laughs" I can’t live with myself, buying a woman with the wrong equipment more than once
in 24 hours!"
Anyway, Maikeru offered to arrange an Anime Barbie for me. I was so chuffed! Except it wasn’t ready for Christmas Day and
according to the P.O, looks like I’ll be lucky to get it by Valentine's. I suppose I should have seen that coming... unfairly, he got
his Halloween gift to JackyIdkk in time for the New Year's party.
In search of the perfect gift for my daughter, I realised you just can’t find decent toy guns anymore. How are the kids of today
going to learn to defend themselves? “Stop or I’ll shoot bubbles at you!” Though I must say I am glad to see that you can get
cooking and cleaning toys. Yes, acclimatise 'em what they will be doing for the rest of their lives.
I was also surprised to find people still read books! Our resident Heslopian started a thread entitled “what were the last three
books you read” and I was like, WTF Jack? One word for you: “Kindle.” Oops… sorry, that was a cruel display of culture snobbery.
I mosied into that thread to find something for my niece, and wow some of these books were perfect. I snagged "Perfume" by
Patrick Süskind, recommended by Adanteria. Perfect for a three year old!
On Christmas morning I presented the offering of the year; little Mugglette loved the bubble gun and shot copious amounts of
bubbles into the air. Little Muggle danced in them over and over (rather like a Moulin Rouge scene) and then swapped his mom
the Darkangel outfit for Maikeru’s stamp of future possibilities. He looked gorgeous dancing and singing to the tune of “Music of
the night” which seems to have numerous phantom writers, it still sounds best bellowed from centre stage in an over full theatre.
Well that’s how Christmas morning was described to me. I haven’t been home since Christmas Eve, having gone out for ginger
beer at the 7-11... still cannot get that 20 year old in the hot-pants off my lap.
Hope you are having a fucking marvelous holiday season, remember while you are spewing your Christmas lunch out all over the
pavement at 3:30 am on the 1st January 2012, you’ve only got until the 6th to write this experience into the “happiness is”
competition and it’s too fuckin' late to fit it into the “Under the influence” competition, which I would have entered... but
unfortunately, being under the influence of CruelHandedWriter is just considered too fucked-up to win...
Cheers
Muggle 3 < Please note use of my real name. >
- AJ
--------
**Does Chameleon type with his tongue?
................................................................................................................................................................................................
Ask The Doc[/font]
Q -- Dear Doc,
After reading a recent thread on fetishes my girlfriend came back from work with a goat. She keeps asking me to "get to know the
goat", she says we need to create a rapport for legal reasons. I think she wants me to do things with the goat.... I am scared.
Confused, in Canada
A -- Dear Confused,
I don't envy you. Having read up on said fetish thread I think you might be right to assume that "doing some things" with the goat
is what's on your girlfriend's mind. I would suggest giving the goat some good ol' fashioned attention, then afterwards pour all your
affections into the goat. Buy it flowers and chocolates and ignore your girlfriend completely.
In no time, your girlfriend will have Satanically sacrificed the goat and sworn an oath never to share you again.
....
Q -- Dear Doc,
My boyfriend likes it when I wear his shirts. At first I thought this was cute, but then he insisted I keep one on while we make love
and started calling me Chad during climax. He also insists on taking me from behind, doesn't care to look at my breasts, and has
even suggested I wear boxer shorts. My question is this: do you think he's having an affair with a flat-chested woman called Chad?
Treacle, in Texas
A -- Well Treacle,
My gut is telling me that you are, indeed, sharing your man with another woman named Chad. But maybe her breasts are just so
nice that he cant bear to look at the fried eggs you call breasts. On the other hand, it could also mean that he has fallen in love
with his shirts (did his mother buy them?) and likes to stare at one while while in the process of giving you some from behind.
Either way, Love, he is a keeper so be sure to use a nice fabric softener while you hand wash his shirts.
--------
**Does Milkyway have real stars covering her nipples?
...........................................................................................................................................................................................
Featured Poet
***TryHarderMartyr***[/font]
For this issue, we're delighted to introduce our long-standing TryHarderMartyr to the DU world! We love how his
poetry jumps right into itself, often with an either stand-offish viewpoint, or a smack-dab-in-the-middle one. He paints
balance but pin pricks a pattern so light comes through for the reader to make out and enjoy. His pointed conceptual descrip-
tions alongside his grasp of the intricate connection between concrete and the subconscious, grab the reader's emotions
before they realise what's happened; usually takes me a couple of reads to soak it all in. But my mind tends to assimilate the
landscape, eases along the flights of fantasy, and enjoys strolling the trails that cut right through our perceptions of reality.
Some of his best work is just the every day stated sideways so we can see more in the moment. Wrong poet if you're in the
market for frills. With TryHarder the job is quick and clean, and you might find that the images disappear like you dreamt them,
popping up again when you least expect. Dun dun dunnnnnnn... -EV
Nurture[/font]
by TryHarderMartyr
I have seen the bug soaking
sunlight thin in slats
like cobblestone on a space-suit shell
crawling the windowsill, scaling
the minute ropes of the blinds
hopefully her legs do not tangle
There is one of two options in a drunken eye, dying after
or having never to be at all
or the islands of her feet separate
the chest of a wave
tensing for explosion
She will die
and
I shall collect her wings
between a glass pane's
two distances
and
they will be wide against there.
They will soar
when I say to.
www.deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/TryHarderMartyr/
.....................................................................
Quick link to page two;
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/36952-the-word-and-verse-issue-3---p2-in/
way intended to offend or cause outbursts of suicide.
From The News Desk[/font]
**Alert!**
It has been reported this week that an outbreak of 'The Consumption' has hit our Irish writers. Luckily for them, modern medicine
has helped combat the outbreak and survival rates are at an all time high. Wait till the Famine kicks in lads, then you'll be fucked
altogether.
**Anti-alert**
Gentlemen, if you do find yourself in a compromising position with an animal and you happen to hear a rustling in the bushes, do
not panic. The chances suggest it's just Devilish taking some time out from being "forcibly" locked in a room to enjoy her other
fetish.
**Announcement**
The Word and Verse is now accepting comments on the articles as well as inviting discussion in the forum! You may thank us
profusely below.
Rumor has it:
Kou_Indigo is back from a short journey to find himself. You may have spotted him in such places as outer space, where he
might have sought to reaffirm himself as the hapless dictator that brought millions of aliens to earth only to roast them around
volcanoes, or in the 38th quadrant of the past, the time of the Templars, where he helped search for the holy grail; Or heaven,
where he may have sought an audience with God to discuss the pesky war between good and evil.
But after much soul searching, Kou has decided a more modest title that translates to "The Queen Of The Enlightened King" ...
wait, what?
Aw, we loves ya, Kou.
-------
**Who is responsible for GlennMcCrary thinking he's a sex god?
................................................................................................................................................................................................
The Week That Was: A Summary[/font]
Ah, The week that was… A merry toy store, where you need Deathproof balls to dare tread.
Well, I usually do my over-priced, over-marketed consumerist purchasing at the last minute. This year is no exception, and, as
any good Muggle might, I waited for Mrs. Mugglette Muggle to bend my ear to near fossilised crude oil before I even considered
the matter. So, on the 24th, like a star falling from the top of a tree, she hit me with the demands! Off I went to visit the forums
in DUP, to find the perfect gift for each reliant soul (all of whom have sufficient resources to purchase their own un-usable crap
with a MasterCard). As I'm walking out the door, Mrs. Mugglette hollahs, “make it something - PRECIOUS!”
Now I don’t mind swinging, but no, Love, you can’t have Levi, he is a bloody Hobbit and I’m not having that smell in my bed!
Besides, I would have allowed the whole family to wish for what they wanted, but unfortunately some twat blew the earth up in
the "Corrupt a Wish" thread and the Christmas list was destroyed.
Like any parent, I understand the importance of getting the priorities right, which is why I look for Daddy's stuff first… and there
it was… like water in a desert, like silver on my black cloud, exactly what I needed nestled loudly in the "lets talk dirty" thread:
hot_n_sexy was offering just what an old retiree with a redundant semi-wood needs in his stocking; her personal life
spewed in internet heaven complete with toys and pubic hair! The best part was that TLIFD was trying to make the “2-for-1”
special a “4-for-1” special in the “2 poem issue” thread. Discount! And if it’s already discounted, then the South Africans bust
out their favorite two words “more discount” !
"Look, we just want to buy 4 of the barely-legals in the hot pants for the price of 1 toothless auntie." Of course, I had to treat my-
self to the 2-for-1.
I’m sure you could see why a visit to the “Roleplaying” thread to find something spicy for the wife would be an obvious
next choice…I was thinking a little latex number out of Hotvixen069’s closet or maybe a little rubbery nurse suit from
Milkyway or just an itsy bitsy school uniform from TheStudent. Alas I was just too late this year and all that was left at
role-play was a Darkangel outfit, which is much akin to a halo & wings minus the light bulb. And glitter.
So we got Daddy Muggle something, Mrs. Mugglette will make do (she’s hardly an angel anyway)… time to sort out the kids.
Now, the boy most definitely wants a Barbie (don’t laugh, he’s not gay – he’s a cross dresser) which is why I had to be careful;
so I went to inspect these plastic hotties, and whilst taking a sneak peak under Rock ‘n Roll Barbie’s rather tight fitting leather
mini, I was absconded by Maikeru.
“Oh relax", I said,
"these things come from Thailand,"laughs" I can’t live with myself, buying a woman with the wrong equipment more than once
in 24 hours!"
Anyway, Maikeru offered to arrange an Anime Barbie for me. I was so chuffed! Except it wasn’t ready for Christmas Day and
according to the P.O, looks like I’ll be lucky to get it by Valentine's. I suppose I should have seen that coming... unfairly, he got
his Halloween gift to JackyIdkk in time for the New Year's party.
In search of the perfect gift for my daughter, I realised you just can’t find decent toy guns anymore. How are the kids of today
going to learn to defend themselves? “Stop or I’ll shoot bubbles at you!” Though I must say I am glad to see that you can get
cooking and cleaning toys. Yes, acclimatise 'em what they will be doing for the rest of their lives.
I was also surprised to find people still read books! Our resident Heslopian started a thread entitled “what were the last three
books you read” and I was like, WTF Jack? One word for you: “Kindle.” Oops… sorry, that was a cruel display of culture snobbery.
I mosied into that thread to find something for my niece, and wow some of these books were perfect. I snagged "Perfume" by
Patrick Süskind, recommended by Adanteria. Perfect for a three year old!
On Christmas morning I presented the offering of the year; little Mugglette loved the bubble gun and shot copious amounts of
bubbles into the air. Little Muggle danced in them over and over (rather like a Moulin Rouge scene) and then swapped his mom
the Darkangel outfit for Maikeru’s stamp of future possibilities. He looked gorgeous dancing and singing to the tune of “Music of
the night” which seems to have numerous phantom writers, it still sounds best bellowed from centre stage in an over full theatre.
Well that’s how Christmas morning was described to me. I haven’t been home since Christmas Eve, having gone out for ginger
beer at the 7-11... still cannot get that 20 year old in the hot-pants off my lap.
Hope you are having a fucking marvelous holiday season, remember while you are spewing your Christmas lunch out all over the
pavement at 3:30 am on the 1st January 2012, you’ve only got until the 6th to write this experience into the “happiness is”
competition and it’s too fuckin' late to fit it into the “Under the influence” competition, which I would have entered... but
unfortunately, being under the influence of CruelHandedWriter is just considered too fucked-up to win...
Cheers
Muggle 3 < Please note use of my real name. >
- AJ
--------
**Does Chameleon type with his tongue?
................................................................................................................................................................................................
Ask The Doc[/font]
Q -- Dear Doc,
After reading a recent thread on fetishes my girlfriend came back from work with a goat. She keeps asking me to "get to know the
goat", she says we need to create a rapport for legal reasons. I think she wants me to do things with the goat.... I am scared.
Confused, in Canada
A -- Dear Confused,
I don't envy you. Having read up on said fetish thread I think you might be right to assume that "doing some things" with the goat
is what's on your girlfriend's mind. I would suggest giving the goat some good ol' fashioned attention, then afterwards pour all your
affections into the goat. Buy it flowers and chocolates and ignore your girlfriend completely.
In no time, your girlfriend will have Satanically sacrificed the goat and sworn an oath never to share you again.
....
Q -- Dear Doc,
My boyfriend likes it when I wear his shirts. At first I thought this was cute, but then he insisted I keep one on while we make love
and started calling me Chad during climax. He also insists on taking me from behind, doesn't care to look at my breasts, and has
even suggested I wear boxer shorts. My question is this: do you think he's having an affair with a flat-chested woman called Chad?
Treacle, in Texas
A -- Well Treacle,
My gut is telling me that you are, indeed, sharing your man with another woman named Chad. But maybe her breasts are just so
nice that he cant bear to look at the fried eggs you call breasts. On the other hand, it could also mean that he has fallen in love
with his shirts (did his mother buy them?) and likes to stare at one while while in the process of giving you some from behind.
Either way, Love, he is a keeper so be sure to use a nice fabric softener while you hand wash his shirts.
--------
**Does Milkyway have real stars covering her nipples?
...........................................................................................................................................................................................
Featured Poet
***TryHarderMartyr***[/font]
For this issue, we're delighted to introduce our long-standing TryHarderMartyr to the DU world! We love how his
poetry jumps right into itself, often with an either stand-offish viewpoint, or a smack-dab-in-the-middle one. He paints
balance but pin pricks a pattern so light comes through for the reader to make out and enjoy. His pointed conceptual descrip-
tions alongside his grasp of the intricate connection between concrete and the subconscious, grab the reader's emotions
before they realise what's happened; usually takes me a couple of reads to soak it all in. But my mind tends to assimilate the
landscape, eases along the flights of fantasy, and enjoys strolling the trails that cut right through our perceptions of reality.
Some of his best work is just the every day stated sideways so we can see more in the moment. Wrong poet if you're in the
market for frills. With TryHarder the job is quick and clean, and you might find that the images disappear like you dreamt them,
popping up again when you least expect. Dun dun dunnnnnnn... -EV
Nurture[/font]
by TryHarderMartyr
I have seen the bug soaking
sunlight thin in slats
like cobblestone on a space-suit shell
crawling the windowsill, scaling
the minute ropes of the blinds
hopefully her legs do not tangle
There is one of two options in a drunken eye, dying after
or having never to be at all
or the islands of her feet separate
the chest of a wave
tensing for explosion
She will die
and
I shall collect her wings
between a glass pane's
two distances
and
they will be wide against there.
They will soar
when I say to.
www.deepundergroundpoetry.com/poets/TryHarderMartyr/
.....................................................................
Quick link to page two;
http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/36952-the-word-and-verse-issue-3---p2-in/
Published 31st Dec 2011
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1st Jan 2012 00:30am
Hilarious! More..More! *Claps* I like the dear doc column...maybe you should start Dear Abby too...hahaha!
1st Jan 2012 1:49am
Grace M'dear, so glad you liked this.
The Dear doc column nearly didn't make it in as we were not sure if anyone actually read it.
Thanks for your reading and thoughts.
-SR
The Dear doc column nearly didn't make it in as we were not sure if anyone actually read it.
Thanks for your reading and thoughts.
-SR
I like the poets you've chosen to feature so far. Funny and interesting ideas here. And brave. Thanks for the read.
Jolais,
Many braves worked hard to try titillate your brain.
glad you appreciate the featured poets, and got some laughs.
-SR
Many braves worked hard to try titillate your brain.
glad you appreciate the featured poets, and got some laughs.
-SR
1st Jan 2012 1:44am
yeah good stuff.
thing is, when i 'followed' y'all i expected three pages of this published every second Thursday.
that said i am looking forward to the next few pages.
Fair play!
thing is, when i 'followed' y'all i expected three pages of this published every second Thursday.
that said i am looking forward to the next few pages.
Fair play!
Eamonn,
thanks for the reading and passive aggressive comment.
Due to the week that was in it we kind of fell behind a bit. rest assured that the remaining page is lined up and ready to go..... in fact if we did not publish YOUR dissecting writers we could have published page 2.
anyway man, thanks for the continued support.
-SR
thanks for the reading and passive aggressive comment.
Due to the week that was in it we kind of fell behind a bit. rest assured that the remaining page is lined up and ready to go..... in fact if we did not publish YOUR dissecting writers we could have published page 2.
anyway man, thanks for the continued support.
-SR
1st Jan 2012 8:52am
Muggle
The usual fare.
Love the references to Devilish
and Kou_Indigo. Makes it worthwhile.
Thanks for the 'featured poet' segment.
Interesting.
Hope to see more of these.
A memorable new year.
Curtsy,
Curry loving S'
The usual fare.
Love the references to Devilish
and Kou_Indigo. Makes it worthwhile.
Thanks for the 'featured poet' segment.
Interesting.
Hope to see more of these.
A memorable new year.
Curtsy,
Curry loving S'
1st Jan 2012 10:10pm
whitewands,
Thanks lots for your continued support.
If there is a feature you would like to see in a future edition,do not hesitate to make the suggestion in the muggle thread.
good to hear from you man!
Thanks lots for your continued support.
If there is a feature you would like to see in a future edition,do not hesitate to make the suggestion in the muggle thread.
good to hear from you man!
Anonymous
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1st Jan 2012 8:36pm
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1st Jan 2012 10:15pm
milkyway,
Great to have you drop by and leave some thoughts.
If you feel inclined to clarify whether or not you do in fact have real stars covering your nipples, you are welcome to take the same actions as mr whitewands and his curry :)
Great to have you drop by and leave some thoughts.
If you feel inclined to clarify whether or not you do in fact have real stars covering your nipples, you are welcome to take the same actions as mr whitewands and his curry :)