The Badger

   
Oh I wish I was a badger, not for his “Mallen Streak”  
“After the OP you’ll be important“, but I just feel a freak  
So I wish I was a badger. If you’ve watched the TV show “QI”  
You wouldn’t sit there wondering, you’d know the reason why  
That I wished I was a badger, and I just found it hard to hear  
That important was “impotent”, which to me is now quite clear  
In bed at night next to my wife with a body just like Venus  
I just wish I was a badger, with a bone inside [b]my[/b] penis.