Happy birthday

To my brother,
i'm really sorry for getting you that princess crown,
its your seventeenth birthday,
but i also had to get the matching earrings,
and i know your seventeen,
also those little cute heels to match,
very sorry mr. seventeen.
And that box i wrapped them in,
that tampon box,
i'm happy none of your friends are coming.
Also if you ever read this,
i hope we can laugh one day.
Love you Jake!