*BREAKING NEWS*

Switching to BBC1 at 6 ‘o’ clock
I find nothing but dead men
Hacking phones
Death threats
Olympics killing zones
Stockbrokers broke
Gaddafi stubborn
A nurse who killed
An 84 year old woman
Somalia in poverty
Greece without money
And the weather girl saying
It’s not going to be sunny
The latest sports
Without Andy’s thoughts
And boring cricket
With something about wickets
I’ll press the power button
On this transmitter
But that doesn’t stop
Shit on Facebook and Twitter

I don’t know how
I’m still awake
With all this shit
Giving me
A bad headache

So I think I will
Get away from this
Have some fun
Step outside
And enjoy the sun