deepundergroundpoetry.com
Hard Evidence
If God was a woman
she'd be size eight
and one helluva fuck
with pointy nipples
stiffer than a poke in the eye
pubes that glow in the dark
any color you want
(but not on Sundays)
and she could gush
tsunamis in the sky
If God was a woman
she might be a tad
temperamental
slightly high maintenance
but oh so perfecto
her rounded ass
would be hotter than a vindaloo
with a mess of killer chillies
on the side
If God was a woman
she could grab the Devil
by his monster cock
then swallow his balls
till he begged her
stop--
After a fuck like that
he'd be her pussy eating slave
for the rest of eternity
and every time she
flashed her pantyhose
old Nick with the dick
would whimper
and tow her line
So I guess that's
hard evidence,
some ladies may not like
but for me it's kind of official
why God
just has to be
a guy
she'd be size eight
and one helluva fuck
with pointy nipples
stiffer than a poke in the eye
pubes that glow in the dark
any color you want
(but not on Sundays)
and she could gush
tsunamis in the sky
If God was a woman
she might be a tad
temperamental
slightly high maintenance
but oh so perfecto
her rounded ass
would be hotter than a vindaloo
with a mess of killer chillies
on the side
If God was a woman
she could grab the Devil
by his monster cock
then swallow his balls
till he begged her
stop--
After a fuck like that
he'd be her pussy eating slave
for the rest of eternity
and every time she
flashed her pantyhose
old Nick with the dick
would whimper
and tow her line
So I guess that's
hard evidence,
some ladies may not like
but for me it's kind of official
why God
just has to be
a guy
Published 11th Jul 2011
| Edited 14th Jul 2012
All writing remains the property of the author. Don't use it for any purpose without their permission.
likes 1
reading list entries 0
comments 0
reads 554
Commenting Preference:
The author encourages honest critique.