I piss poets

 
I piss poets who say
poor me  
and woe is me  
and oh fuck I’ve broken my heart  
and hey who’s got a sharp knife  
and has anyone seen my cock/cunt/clit/lit…urature
thinking we want to hear all about it  
well I fucking doubt it  
but you like to think we’ll care
and the word you are looking for is ego  
 
I used to be a cutter  
only I kinda preferred  
working on other people  
because at least then someone else  
will skite about it for you
and yeah I used to be metal  
we were so hard core  
we banged our heads  
until our brains were damaged  
and we wore a lot of black  
and what we really liked was fighting  
and fucking  
and being really really original  
with our endless bunches of teens  
in garage bands  
pumping the double bass pedal  
until our parents would come in and say  
just shut the fuck up  
and once my dad said  
why don’t you try suicide  
‘cos at least that would be quiet  
but you know my dad  
he always was ahead  
of his time
and when I told him about cutting
he said
that's what I'd call
a classic case
of natural
selection