The La-La Song

Written for Zazzles' "Pet Names For Genitalia" competition

(To the tune of Journey’s “Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’)

Your pork and beans
Are my desire,
Inside your jeans—
Your manhood’s on fire.

I’ll love them,
Touch them,
Squeeze them—
Forever.

But I’m alone
All by myself,
And wouldn’t you know—
I could use your help

To love my—
Touch my—
Squeeze my
Girly parts.

It sucks that we’re apart
Every goddamn day,
It sucks that we’re apart.
Oh, won’t you come and play?
It sucks that we’re apart—

Now it’s my turn now to cry:
La, la, la, la, la, la
My peachy-la-la
Misses your hard-bar, now,
La, la, la, la, la, la.

Come touch my hoo-ha—
La, la, la, la, la
It’s your woo-woo I’m missin’.
La, la, la, la, la
I hope Steve Perry ain’t listenin’……




(And if you're too young to have a clue who Steve Perry and Journey are, here's a link to the song:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTkHFQC3wow)