REPUGNUT

 
 Repugnant Repug-nut
 Please may I interrupt?
 
 Everything you say  
 Has already be said  
 You’ve repeated it so many times  
 You’ve got ‘Bullshit’ on your breath  
 
 Always talking out of your ass  
 Instead of your face  
 I’m tired of smelling your gas  
 That's  polluting my airspace  
 
 Repugnant Repug-nut
 Cigar in your butt  
 
 Don’t you know when  
 Enough is enough?  
 Your hate speak  
 Is the language of flatulence  
 
 Defining right from wrong  
‘According to your stench’  
 All that is evil, is female  
 Beginning with Eden’s wench  
 
 And all the world’s problems  
 Can be traced, and stem  
 From other men who are different    
 From your mirror's reflection  
 
 Repugnant Repug-nut
 What the fuck?
 
 Why don’t you give it a break?
“For the love of Christ’s sake”  
 Just long enough to wipe  
 The excrement from your face  
 
 Your deafening defecation  
 Has even left your own ear's plugged  
 So leave your shit in the toilet  
 And 'Shut-the-Hell-Up!'  
 Wipe your lips with toilet paper  
 And don’t forget to flush  
 
 
“Repugnut” Noun, stemming from the noun Republican, and the adjective, ‘repulsive’. Not to be confused with the adjective, ‘repugnant’.  
 
Repugnut 1. (An obnoxious arrogant ultra-conservative blabbermouth). 2. A person who blames all the world’s problems on those ‘other’ people. 3. Someone who calls other people ‘retarded’ to mask their own ignorance. Synonyms; hypocrite, paper patriot, Foxaholic (a nut job who listens to FOX news 24/7).