The Adventures Of Buck Cocky : Episode One : Misogyny Like Space Has No Boundaries

 The deep space freighter Uranus Probe D landed
In the cracked sphincter of your moon crater
Piloted singlehandedly
By yours truly,
Captain Buck Cocky

As I descended the landing platform
You all greeted me
Not really with open arms
Because you had really tiny arms
And really tiny legs
And really tiny bodies
Barely withstanding normal sized alien heads

It was like being approached by a mob of bobble headed fetuses
All clamoring for my attention

Femaliens to be precise

Not a single tiny penis amongst the mobble

Each of them telepathically communicating to me
Their communal desire to satisfy
My every pure male fantasy

I picked up the Queen of the Bobble Headed Fetuses
And began to throat fuck her

It was satisfying
Much like banging a watermelon
Or a Gungunnite

Upon having discharged my payload
Into her tiny esophagus
I punted the Queen like a football

Not having taken gravity into consideration
She spiraled upward

Upward

Upward

Until she was very distant in the star speckled atmosphere
Far away like my recollections of the Human Race
I left behind so long ago
On my quest for out of this world Strange
To mingle with minge outside my species

It did not matter
There were plenty more of these Bobble Headed Fetuses
To satisfy my fantastic pure male urges

They were all pretty much the same

I throat fucked a few more of my newfound nob gobbling bobblers
And tossed them aside
Before retiring to my captain's quarters
Settling comfortably into my hibernation pod
And dreaming of what it would be like to have intercourse
With a real female human for the very first time in my life
Since my banishment from Earth
For being a major douchebag