How anyone can win a trophy

 

I  figured out how to
give myself any number of trophies.



With all computer systems, there are
back door techniques

In general, the technique involves downloading
three identical copies of...
 
But before I reveal the specifics, I need to warn you
that this kind of knowledge involves a good bit of
personal responsibility.

Like the knowledge to pick those realtor lockboxes in 30 seconds, to give yourself a tour of vacant homes in the area, and you just so happen to engage in copulitorious behaviors with your sigificant other.

Or like knowing how to intercept your sig. other's cell phone messages, only to recieve excruciating pain upon discovering her super secret affair, which only makes her have a more glowing relationship with yourself, but now, just gives you pure agony.

Or like predicting the future, or talking to spirits, or, or picking the  best flavor of ice cream at the overpriced ice cream store.  I mean, why not just go to the supermarket and buy a whole container of ice cream at those ridiculous prices.

I mean with knowledge like this, the responsibilities are endless.

Like knowing when you get thrown in the nursing home run by a bunch of frustrated young male nurses who are dissapointed in their career paths, so when it is midnight, they come in and rough you up, because you didn't smile enough at them that day when they were changing your Depends.

The ominous power,  carries with it an ominous
responsibility.

I have no trophies for myself
for just that reason.  

so there is really no reason to divulge the computer glitch
that I carry on my shoulders.

It is a heavy burden, and I should best let you, dear reader, to  
play happily in the sunshine in the bliss of not knowing.