13 ain't 13

A boy a billion  miles from cool
98 pounds and catholic school
Swallows his tongue, lunch money and pride,
jocks and greasers raise hell on his hide.

Blood circulating from brain to cheeks
Till a voice from hell inside him speaks
Big dish of revenge delivered cold
Like cadaver hearts to satan sold

Chorus
13 ain't 13
13 ain't 13
13 ain't 13 no more

Pop a cherry on a bicycle
Middle school boys can be so fickle
A box of tissues in lace bra cups
Gets the boys drooling like pit bull pups

Been blowing more than just bubble gum
Mixing high c with Malibu rum
Knocked up once Aunt Ethel came around
Daddy's coming so don't make a sound .

Repeat Chorus

Casualties of curses cast
Raising the bar to get dead
How long does a zombie last
Hating in a hopped up head

Repeat Chorus