Playwrite- To my crush:Kiss parade

Guess what, you've been Kissterrupted, cos you just reached Kissthebaby, that's right you heard me! This Kisstant is ova, no mo Kisstalk, cos Kisstakes can be fatal! Know what I'm gonna do? Gonna Kisstackle ya like a WILDBEAST, yeah, remember when Fantasia went off on Jamie?  You the Foxx, though!  You are such a fine ass man, you got me giggling like a school girl! So let's Kissstreet cos your a Kissofdeath and that makes me your Kissslut or am I something else more abrupt a Kissrapist? Let me stop!

Okay, it don't matter cos our Kissquake will be felt for all time and we must Kissthecatgoodbye, but we ain't gonna say Smooches, we gone say Swalk!

Out of the:Urban Dictionary