Grammer

I have punctuation cancer
My stomachs swollen
Split me in half doctor
I’ll be a semicolon

Possession is bound
By an apostrophe
When possession is broken
It’s apostrofree

Take the bullets out the gun
Just fight with fists
Put the bullets on the page
And make a list

I before E
Except after C
If I stalk you
It’s U before Me

To make a dash Spanish
Do as I say
Just bend it over night
And you have tilde

Periods are for girls
And always cause drama
It’s my time of the week
Ugh stupid comma