National Orgasm Day

Thursday is National Orgasm Day
At least that what it is in the UK
The best way to celebrate this event
Is to have sex in pairs by mutual consent

To achieve an orgasm she must be relaxed
He enters her vagina whether hairy or waxed
His penis must penetrate to her G-spot
Oscillate wildly within her wet slot

With luck she will come at least twice
Then he shoots his load sticky and nice
The mission complete, they can rest
Or do it again with as just much zest

The unfortunate people down on their luck
I mean the ones with no partner to fuck
Must go it alone and come with a rub
Or boycott the event; not join the club