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Bloody Women!
This poem is best read whilst imagining an Aussie bloke telling it to his mates in the pub.
Just ‘cos I used her toothbrush she went off in a huff
Back home to her mother saying she had had enough
Bloody women! I told me mates, they’re serial complainers
How else am I supposed to get dog shit off me trainers?
Just ‘cos I used her toothbrush she went off in a huff
Back home to her mother saying she had had enough
Bloody women! I told me mates, they’re serial complainers
How else am I supposed to get dog shit off me trainers?
Published 15th Jul 2014
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Anonymous
15th Jul 2014 6:39pm
LMAO ! Not by using HER toothbrush.....
Bloody men! smh...lol
Bloody men! smh...lol
15th Jul 2014 8:51pm
Trust you to take her side! I'm sure he'd have rinsed it a little bit before replacing it! ;-)
Glad you liked it Rain.
Glad you liked it Rain.
Anonymous
15th Jul 2014 9:35pm
haha.....a mess! :)
Anonymous
- Edited 14th May 2018 10:07pm
16th Jul 2014 10:29am
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16th Jul 2014 6:35pm
Thanks for the kind comment Gabriel I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I got a whole book load on Createspace/Amazon I published Milligan's Mirth a week or so ago. Dunno if it can be bought in the USA though. :-)
I got a whole book load on Createspace/Amazon I published Milligan's Mirth a week or so ago. Dunno if it can be bought in the USA though. :-)
18th Jul 2014 3:20am
21st Jul 2014 00:06am