"Records"

              
           
Three men decide they should be
In the record book for all to see
So they visit the office where boasts meet reality
               
The first claims, he owns the world's smallest male feet
He boldly tells examiners, 'I just can't be beat'
They measure and certify, he has the most petite
           
The second states, his hands are the smallest among men
Technicians measure, consult, and measure again
Soon he emerges, waving an award, sporting a big grin

The third is not so proud, says he has the tiniest wiener
He exits the office expressing a dejected demeanor
Then shouts with disgust, "Who the hell is Justin Bieber"
         
           
*May 4, 2014*
         
**Created from a joke I heard, and when read
  for my neighbor it received his loudest laughs.**