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July 5th 2014
Cerberus loves to run, Cerberus being the Husky pup I recently got. He wore me out, today. He met the girlfriend. He likes her. He likes anyone, actually. But he doesn't like people with a lot of hair gel. Must smell funny to him. He didn't mind the fireworks yesterday. I'm baffled.
I am to meet my girlfriend's sister tomorrow, and I might know her. I might have dated her when I was in high school. I didn't make the connection until she told me her sister's full name. That's when I noticed they shared a last name. Fuck. We left on good terms, but it may be a little awkward. We were together from freshman year till late Jr. year, so awkward is what that would be. I hope that it's just some sick happens chance. I hate awkward moments. Their last name may be common? I hope so, I really, really hope so. I'll look it up. Yeah, it's fairly common, so is the first name. Yet again, my last name is kinda common yet I have never met someone else not related with it. Yet again, I don't visit Germany all that often.
I recently wrote Lost. I had fun writing it. Just trying to shake the writer's block and the laziness. It's pretty personal. All pieces are. "Know death tomorrow". I love that line. It reminded of a scene from a military movie. This guy was slamming a poem, in the movie. It was about putting ones life on the line, and not knowing when they were going to die. That's not what the line is about. But it just reminded me of that.
I think I'm getting sick. My asthma is acting up, I'm purging my stomach and I have this wicked cough. Hope it's just my body getting rid of stress, which is why I'm on vacation, or just allergies. Fucking rain. Fucking polar vortex making it rain. Fucking sun. I blame Sweden. If they were a little bit nicer to moose, I wouldn't be feeling like shit. Probably.
If there was a god, I think they would have a really good sense of humor. They made all of these crazy people, saying soccer is a sin and shit. Soccer? A fucking sin? I'm done with America, I'm moving to Mars. I loved that movie. The one with Arnold, the only Arnold. Total Recall. I remember the remake was more of it's own movie, rather than a remake. I liked both, actually. Although, both are a little forgettable without the three boobed alien prostitute. That is literally the reason why I remembered it. I remember other things about it, but the three boobed alien helped me remember the other things. A lot of movies and games about memory are usually forgotten by me. Kinda ironic. Yes I'm looking at you "Remember Me". You were an awful game. Well, Ef: a Tale of Memories I will always remember. But that was an anime, so I guess it doesn't count. But some other things, like that one thing. Yeah. Forgettable.
I don't like soccer too much. I only really like hockey. The Black Hawks are my favorite because I went to High School there, and I remember my first game was Black Hawks vs. The Atlanta Thrashers or something. I forgot. The Black Hawks did do good this season. Damn La. I was hoping for a Red Wings thing to happen again. Both times it was 3-1 in favor of not them. Then they took it back to 3-3. They won against the Red Wings, but lost against LA. Sucks to suck.
I love gay people. They have the best sense of humor. My gay friend is fucking hysterical. One lady was hitting on me, and I just kinda got out of a long relationship. So, my friend came over and called me babe. We then staged kissed, and that drove her away. He's awesome like that. He says some funny ass shit too. He is not ashamed of being gay either. That's what makes him funny. Anyways, he was a little mad at Burger King. He thinks the Proud Whopper was just a PR stunt. But it made them lose customers and the message is still a pretty good message. I don't know. I think that gay marriage should be legalized. It kinda goes with separation of church and state. Marriage is a legal thing, not a religious thing. I'm sorry if you think other wise, but it turned into a legal thing. It was made before organized religion. So yeah. Get the fucking church's dick out of the state's fucking asshole! For being homophobic, the church is pretty homoerotic. Young little boys and boy preachers could be a turn on. Male nurses were, why not religious people. I'm just saying.
I am to meet my girlfriend's sister tomorrow, and I might know her. I might have dated her when I was in high school. I didn't make the connection until she told me her sister's full name. That's when I noticed they shared a last name. Fuck. We left on good terms, but it may be a little awkward. We were together from freshman year till late Jr. year, so awkward is what that would be. I hope that it's just some sick happens chance. I hate awkward moments. Their last name may be common? I hope so, I really, really hope so. I'll look it up. Yeah, it's fairly common, so is the first name. Yet again, my last name is kinda common yet I have never met someone else not related with it. Yet again, I don't visit Germany all that often.
I recently wrote Lost. I had fun writing it. Just trying to shake the writer's block and the laziness. It's pretty personal. All pieces are. "Know death tomorrow". I love that line. It reminded of a scene from a military movie. This guy was slamming a poem, in the movie. It was about putting ones life on the line, and not knowing when they were going to die. That's not what the line is about. But it just reminded me of that.
I think I'm getting sick. My asthma is acting up, I'm purging my stomach and I have this wicked cough. Hope it's just my body getting rid of stress, which is why I'm on vacation, or just allergies. Fucking rain. Fucking polar vortex making it rain. Fucking sun. I blame Sweden. If they were a little bit nicer to moose, I wouldn't be feeling like shit. Probably.
If there was a god, I think they would have a really good sense of humor. They made all of these crazy people, saying soccer is a sin and shit. Soccer? A fucking sin? I'm done with America, I'm moving to Mars. I loved that movie. The one with Arnold, the only Arnold. Total Recall. I remember the remake was more of it's own movie, rather than a remake. I liked both, actually. Although, both are a little forgettable without the three boobed alien prostitute. That is literally the reason why I remembered it. I remember other things about it, but the three boobed alien helped me remember the other things. A lot of movies and games about memory are usually forgotten by me. Kinda ironic. Yes I'm looking at you "Remember Me". You were an awful game. Well, Ef: a Tale of Memories I will always remember. But that was an anime, so I guess it doesn't count. But some other things, like that one thing. Yeah. Forgettable.
I don't like soccer too much. I only really like hockey. The Black Hawks are my favorite because I went to High School there, and I remember my first game was Black Hawks vs. The Atlanta Thrashers or something. I forgot. The Black Hawks did do good this season. Damn La. I was hoping for a Red Wings thing to happen again. Both times it was 3-1 in favor of not them. Then they took it back to 3-3. They won against the Red Wings, but lost against LA. Sucks to suck.
I love gay people. They have the best sense of humor. My gay friend is fucking hysterical. One lady was hitting on me, and I just kinda got out of a long relationship. So, my friend came over and called me babe. We then staged kissed, and that drove her away. He's awesome like that. He says some funny ass shit too. He is not ashamed of being gay either. That's what makes him funny. Anyways, he was a little mad at Burger King. He thinks the Proud Whopper was just a PR stunt. But it made them lose customers and the message is still a pretty good message. I don't know. I think that gay marriage should be legalized. It kinda goes with separation of church and state. Marriage is a legal thing, not a religious thing. I'm sorry if you think other wise, but it turned into a legal thing. It was made before organized religion. So yeah. Get the fucking church's dick out of the state's fucking asshole! For being homophobic, the church is pretty homoerotic. Young little boys and boy preachers could be a turn on. Male nurses were, why not religious people. I'm just saying.
Published 6th Jul 2014
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Boobs are great for remembrance, I cant remember who first told me that though. I always blame the French for my troubles, something to do with margarine and tigers. Interesting and entertaining read as always. Cerberus sounds so sweet. :)
6th Jul 2014 5:03am
That saying. I love it. I wouldn't blame the french. They're the only reason why English is so damn popular. German would have been the de facto language of America, without them. Also, the EU would probably be speaking it too. In Pennsylvania, the German speaking population out numbered the English speaking, so the French stepped in. And our law is also heavily influenced by them. I would've been protected by a wigged man if not for the French! But they are pretty scummy.
