Fertilizer

F-fumbling with the keyboard
E-eagerly jerking off
R-rarely getting a real fuck
T-tricking as many as possible that you care
I-inernet is your only girlfriend
L-lies that you tell yourself and others
I-intelligence that you truly lack
Z-zero women who really suck your cock
E-erogenous zones that you can only dream of
R-reality check you're gonna get

This is for a certain sad sack
That loves coming here and messing with hearts
Just so that he can sit alone and give his cock a whack

I was inspired to write this for the two
Who confided in me about your treatment
Hope when your time comes it breaks you

You use the word love with them all
Used your poetry to reel them in
I hope the next bitch that comes along makes you crawl

**Hope that the two of you like what I wrote.
   I left your names out to show respect