T & T

T attooed and toothless
E verything in excess
X marks the spot
A ssholes by the lot
S ecession is the talk

B illionaire parasites  
U ltra-conservative hype  
L aughing my fat ass off
L one-Star state is a myth
S ucking more revenue
H airspray incrusted hypocrites
I nbred and ignorant  
T aking more than they give
T alk but no walk
E mphatically arrogant
R odeo clowns, ‘a hint’
S hut the fuck-up!