Girlfriend/Wife

Thoughts of a girlfriend about the wife:

I wonder if she knows
we talk several times a day.
When he says he's working late
He's asking me to come out and play.

I wonder if she knows
We're sexing each other as often as we can.
When she's working out of town
I'm working on her man.

I wonder if she knows
When she's laying in his bed fast asleep,
He sneaks into the bathroom
And spends hours texting me.

I wonder if she knows
When he comes home with no appetite,
It's because his belly's full
From the dinner I cooked tonight.

Humph. Yeah girl.
Your man loves me.
I feed him
And sex him
And don't overly stress him.
He leaves you and runs to me
Because I make his life oh so easy.
Umm hm I'm just waiting cause in due time
That man of yours will be all mine.


Thoughts of the wife to the girlfriend:

Yeah girl I know
Because the company he works for is the company I own.
While he's round here sneaking you in through my garage,
You need to be helping him find another job.

Yeah girl I know
Y'all have that "no-holds-barred" sex
He can do that with you
Because making love is too complex

Yeah girl I know
He's texting when he thinks I'm asleep.
All the while I'm thinking
Be careful what you sow, cause that's what you'll reap.

Yeah girl I know
He ate dinner with you tonight
I didn't even cook for him
Cause this thing between us, is just not quite right.

But, I hope that you know,
The house, the cars, and money are MINE.
And when I put his ass out, he can give you nothing...but time.
So, while he's running to you and the "easy" life
He's not thinking of leaving the comforts of his wife.
But, umma let you have him
Cause I deserve better
And I hope y'all are happy
With your nothing together!!