party like pat benatar

i'm the bill gates of bad breath,breakdowns,
and burnin relationships
getting the dutch rudder from murphy
mixin up a shrimp slurpee
when i'm hungry and thirsty
explosion of flava
stand up guy
like i don't even need to sit to take a shit
i don't wash my feet
figure the soap runs down there anyway
paranoid like vice lords
and independent security contractors
need a task manager
somebody ctrl alt delete this bastard
ora spitting and sputtering
lookin like parkinson's with a tad of tourette's
seedy neons on an old vegas night
never find any closure in the spring
anarchy and anti establishment seduction only
bitches always like bad boys
and always wear short shorts in the dirty
so i upgraded from the billy idol to the legend of billie jean
double fist pump
yeah!!!!!
what's fair is fair