It's cool that you suck

I like a man who treats me like effluent
but only while we fuck
after and before it had better be roses and chocolates
and open a fucking door for me once in a while
or at least put the tv on something better than a beer crate
and while you're at it quit bitching about your shitty job
and get the fuck on with it
and stop driving my car so fast
'cos you don't pay the bills on it
and you can't fix it
even though I wish you could
because fixing cars is sexier than a big cock
which would be pretty useful too
except then you'd think you had something to talk about
or maybe you'd try to score a prettier girl
and leave me hanging
which I couldn't give a fuck about
except that I chose you
and don't you fucking forget it
now get in here 'cos all this talking
is making me hot baby hot....