Jesus was spotted at 103rd and Floreance

The clown in the background is mocking me
not one of those haha its ya birthday bitch clowns, but a rodeo clown
riding a majestic donkey while scoring the goat roping
a huge oak sways with those damn circus monkeys hanging from each limb
not sure who hung the bastards, but I’m not upset about it
hear they sling shit at you
that reminds me of a poodle I saw at the vet wearing a diaper
wonder if it slung shit or was it just that old and needed one
either way you can’t look all hard and shit while walking that mutt through the hood
however that’s a perfect place to hide your weed
I’m not welcome at grandma’s house anymore
you say Jesus is a dope dealer and everyone freaks the fuck out
he must be big time cause folks even wear bracelets that say WWJD
What Would Jesus Do
sell some good blow that’s what
that nigga’s my hero
he rocks his name tag on one of those new shirts from the GAP I guess
Rick’s Lawn and Landscaping printed on the back
my cuz is closer to him than I am
calls him by his middle name, I think it’s heyzeus

(written for the Psyche This! comp)