Love Story

Once upon a time two teens fell in love
Both feeling like it was a blessing from the heavens up above

She was prettier than any Hollywood actress
And was dynamite when on the mattress

He was so charming she couldn't resist
They both fell into a romantic bliss

One day tho while they were underneath the sheets getting it on
His rubber broke and that's where it all went wrong

She found out she was pregnant from a home test
And he started smoking cigarettes from all the stress

For he had all these dreams he'd built up in the rush
Of high school, now all them were crushed

She was happy with the thought of a baby
But too was also stressed so both became lazy

For the next nine months he gained a lot of weight
And so did she, but the circumstances weren't the same (obviously)

Anyway the day finally came when her water broke
And he drove her to the hospital but on the way he had a stroke

Thankfully behind them was a police car
Who stopped them from crashing, took her to the delivery room and him to the ER

And at midnight happened the most terrible and wonderful thing
Their daughter was born but he died from stressing

She was in tears, she would be a single mother
Without the man she'd loved more than any other

And her daughter would never know what it was like to have a dad
To be there for her and that was really sad

I apologize if I don't seem too sympathetic or dramatic
But hey: shit happens and life gets pretty tragic

But what makes it worse was they were just teens
Who fucked and hence fucked-up their dreams

THE END