Don't Swim Today, My Friend

The first ripple in the water,
maybe you shouldn't bother
trying to go swimming today.

I have nothing to hide
under the aqueous tides.
Definitely don't swim to the bottom.

Because I am sorry to inform
a sorry soul transformed
into worthless fish food.

No I am not a killer,
I could not be any clearer.
I am fucking psychotic.

So please for your own sake,
please do not rake
the bottom of my pit of souls.

Because you know the release of my secret I will not tolerate.
Just another body, you will make.
At the bottom of the waters.

So please make my day.
Not another word I will say,
my friend it's your funeral.