What was I thinking

We were invited to a party,
Matching one piece costumes.
 
Did I want to go?
 
Sure.
 
What should we wear?
 
The usual argument.
 
Should we wear . . .
 
Ending with,
“Whatever you want.”
 
She glared at me.
 
We got there,
She was carrying a bag.
 
Went in to the master bedroom to change,
Into “whatever” she wanted.
 
Her’s was,
A black crop top t-shirt,
And,
The bottom of,
Her sexiest,
Black,
Semi-see-through,
Thong swimsuit bottom.
 
Matching her’s,
Was mine,
A black crop top t-shirt,
And,
A semi-see-through,
Black,
Push-up,
Male,
Enhancement,
Thong.
 
Sigh.