Pussihibition

hmmm so I had the most horrid dream: I dreamt I was stuck in an alternate world in an alternate United States of America except it was call The Restricted States of America. I mean it was horrible, everything was restricted, they had a list of items, things and actions that were not allowed, if any rules on the list were to be broken, one could find themselves hanged on national television.

As I looked at the list and read aloud to myself, not allowed was
Liquor
cursing
no wearing bikinis
no tight clothing
no unapproved education
no erotic photos
no erotic poetry
no clubs
no 5 star restaurants or hotels
no dirty dancing
no twerkin
no whining
no strip clubs
no menage a trois
no tattoos or piercings
no classism
no jewelry
no sex toys
only missionary position during sex was allowed
no blow jobs
no eating punnany
everyone earned the same income
everyone lived in the same style houses, apartments
no different music (all the music were of one genre) boring shit
no high fashion (everyone wore the same style jumper suits and boots) different solid colors were allowed

The list was long as fuck so I skipped to the last page and it said..
Pussihibition for those who were not wedded.

"WTF" is that like Prohibition
"Fuck it said like Prohibition"
I woke  up in a cold sweat screaming at the top of my lungs

My girl woke up and ask "baby are you ok" Shiiiiit I dove face first right in the pussy.

I don't ever want to have that dream again...