Right in the childhood

I found a place called the Cartoon Saloon
Which breached the boundaries of weird
Mario was talking to a hairdresser
Who was styling his mustache into a beard
He said he lived in heaven
But in paradise there was hassle
He said the only woman he ever loved
Was always in his brother's castle
So he is cheating on her with Miss Pacman
Which was not as strange as it sounded
She was his type
Well rounded
Sonic gritted his teeth string out
He needed his speed fix
With cucumbers over his eyes he said
It was a habit he needed to kick
Iron Man shorted out near a hair dryer
Goku didn't want to be called a dumb blond anymore
He had died many times
But not like this before
Care Bears talked about having S.T.Ds
Meowth knows about illegal animal fighting rings
Rainbow Dash was sexually abused as a pony
And now she’s into weird things
What a place to be
The Carton Saloon
Where gossip always looms