Prince Harming

Picture if you will
A world where everything is as it seems
An asshole is still an asshole
Not the guy of your dreams
And you kind of miss the point
When he wins the rings back in a bet
You might forgive
But Herpes does not forget
And this isn’t a cry from a man
With real estate in the friend zone
I knew where this bus was going
I’m here through no fault but my own
It’s the fact the nurses call your hubby “I Fell”
And you’re sitting on one of those bad TV shows
He’s answering questions in a lie detector test
“Have you cheated on her other than the eight times she knows”
He should treat you like you treat him
Like when he asks was he good and you say “The best”
You should wake up to breakfast in bed
He should surprise you with a dress
So picture if you will
A world where everything is as it seems
If he’s the man you always wanted
Then I’d be getting a refund on those dreams