"Will You Be My Valentine ???" ... A Poem written by Big Virge 15/2/2005

So ... V ...

Will You be .... ??? ....
My Valentine ... ???

HeLLLLLLL NO ...... !!!!!!! ........
I'd rather spend my time ....
Writing poems ... That DEFINE ... !!!
THE TRUTH .......... to..........
"STUPID" ... female minds ... !!!!

YES ..... I'M SINGLE ..... !!!!!
That's ..... My Crime  .....
But ..... It's by ... CHOICE ... !!!
NOT BY ... Design ... !!!! ...

So take ... " Your Time " ...
Before you judge ....

My View ...
on ..." This Thing "...
Called .... "VALENTINES" ... !!?!! ...

It's Tough ... being single ... !!!
But ..... I'm doing ... FINE ... !!!

Give me a ... Bacardi ...
with some ... " Lime " ...

A Caribbean Coastline ....
with ..... " Sunshine " ..... !!!!
and I ... WON'T NEED ... A ...
..... "VALENTINE" ..... !!!!!! ....

Valentines' Day....
is now .... Commercial .... !!!

So i'll ...
cut to the chase ... like ...
.... "TOUCHE TURTLE" .... !!!!!!

Hold Up ... Hold Up .... !!!!!
I'm NOT ... " DUM DUM " .... !!!!!
and ..... Don't Believe .....
That ... " ANY OLD GIRL " ...
Can Replace ... " MY MUM " ... !!!!!

My Mum ... Gave Me ....
What I ... KNOW To Be ... !!!

......... " LOVE " ..........

" LOVE " ... Without ...
... " CONDITION " ... !!!

YEAH ..... !!!!! .....
 
THAT'S ... The One ... !!!!!
.... " TRUE LOVE " ....
That .... Mothers ....
Give ... Their Sons ... !!!

But girls now ... " WANT " ... !!!
Such ... " Lavish Things " ... !!!!!!

while men are ... " Simply " ...
Now ...... " VICTIMS " ..... !!!!!
of This .... " Cash Driven " ....

" Valentines " .... STING .... !!!!!

" Buy Me This ! " .... and ....
" Buy Me That ! " ... !!!!!! ...

But Fellas  ...........
If you ... " Fall For That " ... !?!

You'll ... QUICKLY FALL ... !!!!!!!!!!
"Into" .... Her .... " TRAP " .... !!!
And YOU ..... NOT Her ... !!!
Will be ... "BITCH-SLAPPED" ... !!!!

Cos' ... This becomes ....
what they .... " EXPECT " ... !!!!!
and Love's ... No Longer ... !!!
The ... " OBJECT " ... !!!! ...

But ... " Buying Her " ... !!!
So You .... "PROTECT" ....
An Image .... But ....
Where's Your ... RESPECT ... ???

Hell Yes .... !!!!!!! .....
These Things .....
Make Me ... " OBJECT " .... !!!
cos' .... " MONEY GIRLS " ....
Have got ... " DEFECTS " ...

So They are .... " SIMPLY " ....
Good For ..... " SEX " ...... !!!!!!

It's Time .... Ladies ....
For A ... " REALITY " ... CHECK ... !!!
cos' girls want ... CASH ... !!!
NOT ... " Bouncing Cheques " ... !!!!!

This ... NONSENSE ...
........ REALLY .........
Gets me .... VEX .... !!!!!!!!

Young Girls ... Have Got ...
This ...... " ATTITUDE " ......

They're ...
"ALWAYS RIGHT "... !!!
and men are ... FOOLS .... ?!?

Well Me ... I'm just ...
Remaining ... COOL ...

because I ... " Stick To " ....
..... " Basic Rules " ......

and try to ... " USE " ...
My ... " Mental Tools " ...

cos' ... Most ... Young Girls ...
are just ..... " Confused " ..... ?!!??
and .... Basically ....
are ... TOO DAMN RUDE ... !!!!! ...

So ... If I say ... ???

"Babe, I like you !
Let's go out, and
share some food !"

Before you ... " CHEW " .... !!!
Let's share some ... VIEWS ... !!!

On ... WHAT ... " Fo' REAL "...
Matters ....  " To YOU " .... !!!!!

cos' ... This is ... CLEAR ...
I'm NOT ... " Tom Cruise " ... !!!
or .... " DENZEL " .... !!!!!

They're ... NOT ...
in ... " My Shoes " ... !!!!

I wear ... SIZE TWELVE ... !!!!!
So ... You can ... " Choose " ...
Whose bedroom .....
You Should ..........
Come .... " INTO " .... !!!! ....

Not for... SEX !!!!!!
But Some ... " Sweet Music " ....
On ... " My Decks " ..... !!!!! .....

Maybe Later ... ???
We Can ... FLEX ... !?!
Our ... " Mental Muscles " ....
Then have ... " SEX " .... !!!! ....

So ....
To .... You Girls ....

Who ...
DON'T LIKE ... My Views ...

CHECK YOURSELF .... !!!!!!
Do I ... " Hate You " ... ???

or am I Simply ... saying things ...
" That " ... In Your Heart ...
You KNOW  ... Are .... " True "  .... ?!?

I Don't ...
Hate Women ... !!!! ...
I Don't ...
Believe in ... HATE .... !!!

But Girls' ... ATTITUDES NOW ...
I Must .... " BERATE " .... !!!!! ....

Oh well ... I Guess ...
It's Now ... " TOO LATE "  ... !!!
For me to ... Ask You ...
On a .... " DATE " .... !!!!!

It seems .....
I've got ... TOO MANY LINES ... !!!!
That .... Bypass Girls ....
Who Take .... " COKELINES " .... !!!!

So To ... " Those Ladies " ...
Who Are ... FINE ... !!!!! ...

NOT JUST ... In looks ...
But In  ........
Their ... " Minds " ... !!!!

Will YOU be ............ ?!?

MY VALENTINE ..... ?????? .....

Peace y'all

and to all those couples still in the love boat

Keep that Chit Afloat !!!
cos' it's a  ... BEAUTIFUL THING ... !!!

Don't let your ship sink !!!!